Effective date: October 5, 2026
Terms of Service
These terms apply to theperfectpatriot.com and to content The Perfect Patriot Team publishes on social media. By using the website you agree to these terms. If you do not agree, please do not use the site.
Satire and parody
The Perfect Patriot is a fictional character. Everything we publish is comedy, satire and parody. It is not news, it is not a statement of fact, and it does not describe or claim to speak for any real person, party, campaign or organization. Any resemblance to real people or events is used for commentary and humor.
Using the website
You may view and share our pages for personal, non-commercial purposes. Please do not misuse the site, try to break or overload it, try to access areas you are not authorized to reach, or use automated tools to copy it at scale.
Our content
The Perfect Patriot name, character, logo, artwork, designs, text and images belong to The Perfect Patriot Team unless noted otherwise. You may share links to our pages and posts. Please do not copy, sell or reproduce our designs or artwork, or use our name or character in a way that suggests we endorse you, without written permission.
Purchases
Merchandise is sold through our store at shop.theperfectpatriot.com, which is operated by Fourthwall. Orders, payments, shipping, returns and refunds are governed by the store’s own terms and policies. See Fourthwall’s Terms of Service.
Social media
We publish our own posts to our own accounts on services such as X, Bluesky and TikTok, sometimes using a scheduling tool. Those services have their own terms and privacy policies, which apply when you use them. We do not post on anyone else’s behalf.
Links to other sites
Our pages link to services we do not control, including our store and social media platforms. We are not responsible for their content, policies or practices.
No warranties
The website and our content are provided “as is” and “as available,” without warranties of any kind, to the fullest extent allowed by law. We may change, pause or remove any part of the site at any time.
Limitation of liability
To the fullest extent allowed by law, The Perfect Patriot Team is not liable for indirect, incidental or consequential damages arising from your use of the website or our content.
Privacy
How we handle information is described in our Privacy Policy.
Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, United States, without regard to conflict-of-law rules.
Changes
We may update these terms. We will post changes on this page and update the effective date.
Contact
The Perfect Patriot LLC
Mailing address: PO Box 265
Centreville, VA 20122
[email protected]