The Perfect
Patriot

Effective date: October 5, 2026

Privacy Policy

This notice describes The Perfect Patriot Team’s handling of information through theperfectpatriot.com and information we receive in connection with our merchandise store. The linked store at shop.theperfectpatriot.com operates through Fourthwall and may use additional cookies and integrations.

Information we handle

When you email us, we receive your email address and the information you choose to include. Please do not send sensitive personal information that is unnecessary for your request.

Our hosting and security services process technical information needed to deliver and protect the website. This can include IP addresses, browser information, requested pages and request times. Website access logs are separate from browser analytics.

If you buy through shop.theperfectpatriot.com, Fourthwall and its payment and fulfillment providers process information needed for your order, such as contact, delivery, order and payment details. We may receive customer and order information to support purchases and manage the shop. Payment details are entered through the checkout provider, not a payment form on our main website.

How information is used and shared

We use information to answer messages, support orders, operate and protect our services, keep necessary business records and meet legal obligations. Service providers may process information to perform these functions. We may also disclose information when required by law or needed to protect rights and prevent fraud.

Cookies and third-party services

Our main website does not currently include an analytics or advertising tracking script. Hosting and security services may process technical data or use cookies to deliver and protect the site. Our Fourthwall storefront has its own cookies, integrations and privacy controls; the main website’s settings do not describe every service used in the shop. See Fourthwall’s Privacy Policy and Cloudflare’s Privacy Policy.

We do not use the main website’s code to track your activity across other websites. The Fourthwall store and external services have their own cookie and tracking practices. Please review their privacy notices and any privacy controls they provide when using those services. Links to X, TikTok and other external services take you to services with their own privacy policies. You can manage cookies through your browser and any choices provided by those services.

Email updates

If you choose to join our mailing list, we use Klaviyo to collect your email address, record your subscription preferences, and send marketing emails about new cartoons, products, and other updates from The Perfect Patriot. Signing up is optional. You can unsubscribe using the link in any marketing email.

Our marketing emails use Klaviyo tracking pixels and tracked links to record email opens and link clicks, so we can understand how our emails are used.

The signup page is hosted by Klaviyo. Their Privacy Notice explains how they handle information on that service. Sending us an email does not subscribe you to the mailing list.

Retention and security

We retain information as needed for the purposes described in this notice, including responding to inquiries, supporting orders, maintaining required records, and resolving disputes. No internet transmission or storage system can be guaranteed completely secure.

Your choices and requests

Email [email protected] to ask about your information or request access, correction or deletion. Rights depend on your location and applicable law. We may need to verify your request, and some records may need to be retained. You may also contact a provider directly about information it handles independently.

Children

Our website is intended for a general audience and is not directed to children under 13. If you believe a child has provided personal information to us, contact us so we can address it.

Policy changes

We will post changes on this page and update the effective date. If applicable law requires additional notice, we will provide it.

Contact

The Perfect Patriot LLC
Mailing address: PO Box 265
Centreville, VA 20122
[email protected]